This Is Why..

Ten months ago, I went to a park for a picnic. It was a sunny day, so I packed some fresh salad and a copy of Eating Vegetables For Dummies and settled under the shade of a coconut tree there. Bout an hour and 2 chapters later, I noticed something weird going on behind the durian tree opposite.

It was glowing! The freaking durian tree was glowing. Curious, I walked towards that weird durian tree. And right behind that tree I found a weird looking rocketship.


It was just some plain budget UFO. Not impressed, I turned my back and walked away.

Then suddenly, I heard some voice shouting ‘Irashaimasu’...

Huh? A fresh plate of my favourite Inari?!

Hmm.. good try but not today, I got my salad. I totally l-o-v-e salads. I turned and headed back to my bowl of greenies.

And then, a sexy voice said to me.

‘Hello Si Kacak..'

Eh, that sounded familiar.

I turned slightly and there she was, all 5 kilometres of her long-slender-bulu-less legs..

But hey, Maggie Q doesn’t speak Malay!

Feeling cheated, I threw my left side size 9.5 Converse Chucks at her and walked back to my coconut tree dirtying my left side sock.


Just when I was about to sit down under the cool coconut tree,

I heard a spine tingling sound…

A sound that only an Italian thoroughbred can make.

It’s the Lamborghini LP560-4!

Damn, they were good. This one totally got me.


Before I knew it I was being ‘beamed’ upwards and into the UFO.

And there I was. Abducted.

Abducted by these guys.

At the spaceship, they also made a copy of me. And sent him to replace me back home.

Two minutes later, the pirated Hon came back. And they beamed me back to Happy Garden. When I checked my G-shock, it was already 10 months here on Earth.

And that, explains why I didn’t blog for 10 months, Gwen.