Friday, June 26, 2009
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
One Sean Thomas from BannedInHollywood.com wasn't happy he was tagged as The Stylish One. And so he made a few 'amendments'.
Below is , according to Mr. Thomas, his more 'accurate' version.
I LOL-ed at the changes he made to 'The Flirt'.
Now tell me you didn't...
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
It was glowing! The freaking durian tree was glowing. Curious, I walked towards that weird durian tree. And right behind that tree I found a weird looking rocketship.
It was just some plain budget UFO. Not impressed, I turned my back and walked away.
Then suddenly, I heard some voice shouting ‘Irashaimasu’...
Huh? A fresh plate of my favourite Inari?!
Hmm.. good try but not today, I got my salad. I totally l-o-v-e salads. I turned and headed back to my bowl of greenies.
And then, a sexy voice said to me.
‘Hello Si Kacak..'
Eh, that sounded familiar.
I turned slightly and there she was, all 5 kilometres of her long-slender-bulu-less legs..
But hey, Maggie Q doesn’t speak Malay!
Feeling cheated, I threw my left side size 9.5 Converse Chucks at her and walked back to my coconut tree dirtying my left side sock.
Just when I was about to sit down under the cool coconut tree,
I heard a spine tingling sound…
A sound that only an Italian thoroughbred can make.
It’s the Lamborghini LP560-4!Damn, they were good. This one totally got me.
Before I knew it I was being ‘beamed’ upwards and into the UFO.
And there I was. Abducted.Abducted by these guys.
At the spaceship, they also made a copy of me. And sent him to replace me back home.
Two minutes later, the pirated Hon came back. And they beamed me back to
And that, explains why I didn’t blog for 10 months, Gwen.