Optimus Prime Mover

There's an Autobot running around in Kuala Lumpur..


....in the original 80's cartoon body color too!

His Famous Juices

"Edison's Juice"
Am I the only one that's thinking bout some other juices here?

Haha. You really have to give it to him for what he has done with his 'Juice'.

Lego for Adults ?

By Mt.Dew Monkey on Flickr.

Friday Find

Faces of Oreos.



Works of mandy.

The Malaysian Sense of Humour

At a mall somewhere in town.




Look closer and you'll see funny Malaysians being helpful.




I love Malaysia.

Cool Find on A Thursday

Found this on a sneakers forum.




Awesome use of SB boxes!

Poor Structure Construction = Increased Car Sales

WARNING
EXTREME LAMENESS AHEAD

Q : When the London Brigde falls, what does people sell?

A :


.....London Bridge is falling down, 卖 Fairlady.

The Chronic Masturbator & Friends

Lately, pictures like the one below started appearing on Facebook with almost everyone on the world wide web tagged on it.




One Sean Thomas from BannedInHollywood.com wasn't happy he was tagged as The Stylish One. And so he made a few 'amendments'.

Below is , according to Mr. Thomas, his more 'accurate' version.





I LOL-ed at the changes he made to 'The Flirt'.
Now tell me you didn't...

OWNED

31st of December. 4 in the afternoon. Went to kacau Maybank's customer service bot on MSN.

Below is the screen captures of the conversation.




Owned. Me owned. By a computer. -.-

Yes, I was bored.

This Is Why..

Ten months ago, I went to a park for a picnic. It was a sunny day, so I packed some fresh salad and a copy of Eating Vegetables For Dummies and settled under the shade of a coconut tree there. Bout an hour and 2 chapters later, I noticed something weird going on behind the durian tree opposite.

It was glowing! The freaking durian tree was glowing. Curious, I walked towards that weird durian tree. And right behind that tree I found a weird looking rocketship.


It was just some plain budget UFO. Not impressed, I turned my back and walked away.

Then suddenly, I heard some voice shouting ‘Irashaimasu’...

Huh? A fresh plate of my favourite Inari?!

Hmm.. good try but not today, I got my salad. I totally l-o-v-e salads. I turned and headed back to my bowl of greenies.

And then, a sexy voice said to me.

‘Hello Si Kacak..'

Eh, that sounded familiar.

I turned slightly and there she was, all 5 kilometres of her long-slender-bulu-less legs..

But hey, Maggie Q doesn’t speak Malay!

Feeling cheated, I threw my left side size 9.5 Converse Chucks at her and walked back to my coconut tree dirtying my left side sock.


Just when I was about to sit down under the cool coconut tree,

I heard a spine tingling sound…

A sound that only an Italian thoroughbred can make.

It’s the Lamborghini LP560-4!

Damn, they were good. This one totally got me.


Before I knew it I was being ‘beamed’ upwards and into the UFO.

And there I was. Abducted.

Abducted by these guys.

At the spaceship, they also made a copy of me. And sent him to replace me back home.

Two minutes later, the pirated Hon came back. And they beamed me back to Happy Garden. When I checked my G-shock, it was already 10 months here on Earth.

And that, explains why I didn’t blog for 10 months, Gwen.