Lego for Adults ?

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Friday Find

Faces of Oreos.



Works of mandy.

The Malaysian Sense of Humour

At a mall somewhere in town.




Look closer and you'll see funny Malaysians being helpful.




I love Malaysia.

Cool Find on A Thursday

Found this on a sneakers forum.




Awesome use of SB boxes!

Poor Structure Construction = Increased Car Sales

WARNING
EXTREME LAMENESS AHEAD

Q : When the London Brigde falls, what does people sell?

A :


.....London Bridge is falling down, 卖 Fairlady.

The Chronic Masturbator & Friends

Lately, pictures like the one below started appearing on Facebook with almost everyone on the world wide web tagged on it.




One Sean Thomas from BannedInHollywood.com wasn't happy he was tagged as The Stylish One. And so he made a few 'amendments'.

Below is , according to Mr. Thomas, his more 'accurate' version.





I LOL-ed at the changes he made to 'The Flirt'.
Now tell me you didn't...

OWNED

31st of December. 4 in the afternoon. Went to kacau Maybank's customer service bot on MSN.

Below is the screen captures of the conversation.




Owned. Me owned. By a computer. -.-

Yes, I was bored.

This Is Why..

Ten months ago, I went to a park for a picnic. It was a sunny day, so I packed some fresh salad and a copy of Eating Vegetables For Dummies and settled under the shade of a coconut tree there. Bout an hour and 2 chapters later, I noticed something weird going on behind the durian tree opposite.

It was glowing! The freaking durian tree was glowing. Curious, I walked towards that weird durian tree. And right behind that tree I found a weird looking rocketship.


It was just some plain budget UFO. Not impressed, I turned my back and walked away.

Then suddenly, I heard some voice shouting ‘Irashaimasu’...

Huh? A fresh plate of my favourite Inari?!

Hmm.. good try but not today, I got my salad. I totally l-o-v-e salads. I turned and headed back to my bowl of greenies.

And then, a sexy voice said to me.

‘Hello Si Kacak..'

Eh, that sounded familiar.

I turned slightly and there she was, all 5 kilometres of her long-slender-bulu-less legs..

But hey, Maggie Q doesn’t speak Malay!

Feeling cheated, I threw my left side size 9.5 Converse Chucks at her and walked back to my coconut tree dirtying my left side sock.


Just when I was about to sit down under the cool coconut tree,

I heard a spine tingling sound…

A sound that only an Italian thoroughbred can make.

It’s the Lamborghini LP560-4!

Damn, they were good. This one totally got me.


Before I knew it I was being ‘beamed’ upwards and into the UFO.

And there I was. Abducted.

Abducted by these guys.

At the spaceship, they also made a copy of me. And sent him to replace me back home.

Two minutes later, the pirated Hon came back. And they beamed me back to Happy Garden. When I checked my G-shock, it was already 10 months here on Earth.

And that, explains why I didn’t blog for 10 months, Gwen.

Thai Insurance Ads

Here's something I saw online that I'd like to share with you guys. It's a series of short films for an insurance firm's ad campaign in Thailand.


Daddy



Grandpa



Grandma



Marry Me



My Girl




I've always been a fan of those touching Petronas ads during the festive seasons. But the thing is, it's only shown during the festive seasons. These 'values' shown in the commercials are something that we should practice all the time, not just when CNY or Raya comes.

Go home and eat with your family today instead of just once a year.
Drop by your relative's place today for a cup of coffee instead of a packet of folded bank note.
Make that long overdue phone call home today.
Treasure these moments while they're still here.

Eight Random Facts Bout Me

This post is a long overdue response to a tag I got awhile back. Fine, quite awhile back. Okay, 2 months back.

Fact No.1
I like cars a lot. And I like a lot of cars. I've recently discovered this term called 'Auto-Otaku'. Otaku are used to call ppl with obsessive interest. Like geeks or nerds, just that instead of overclocking PCs, online games and Gundams, I like stuff that involves cars. Everything from video games, movies, animes, comic books, adverts, toys, models, posters, everyday stuff, everything.
I remember code names, model numbers, who, where, when, what bout cars I like. I look out for the cars they use in movies, drama series, commercials, and spot that half-a-second scene where the car zooms pass. I watch and re-watch cheesy B-movies just cause they've got cool cars in em.
And I've got a permanent lump on my right thumb from too many hours spent racing on the Playstation.

I'd love something like this in my room

Fact No.2
Yup I love cars. But please don't just get me some random car models for birthdays. Everyone knows I like cars since I was like 3 feet tall. So I've receive a fair amount of car models throughout the years. Not that I don't like em. I just would have preferred something else. Something more personal instead of just picking up some scale model from the toys department. (Actually I just didn't get the models I want lah) Just kidding, to those who got me some in the past, I love em. I understand it's the thought that counts. (And not the specific car model that I would have sooooo love)




Fact No.3
I've got a thing for this Carlsberg girl. Seen her once on the cinema screen. Couldn't get her off my mind ever since. I even have the ad on Original VCD. What? The ad's great!
And..
I got this framed in my bedroom..




Fact No.4
Tattoos. I've thought of getting one years ago. Back then, a close one got one and she said she'd pay for mine. Back then I just got outta school. So a couple of hundred bucks worth of free tattoo sounds great. Too bad, up till now, I couldn't find a design that I would wanna live with for the rest of my life. So till now, my body's still ink-free.


Fact No.5
I like old school stuff. Stuff from the late 80s and early 90s. It reminds me of the times when I was a kid. Stuff like cassette tapes, MC Hammer, Michael Jackson, Masked Rider, the Mario Bros, Micro Genius and the first gen GameBoy. (Hint hint, birthday in the end of the year guys)


Dang. This tag thing is hard. I couldn't think of so many random facts bout myself. This is frustrating.


Fact No.6
I don't eat beef.


Fact No.7
I cheated in my exams.


Fact No.8
I don't smoke cigarettes. Everything else is fine though.


There. All done.
"Thanks" to Michelle for the tag.